i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
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Salto - Fast Track (2012) - A 170-foot long trampoline installed across a Russian forest
Places to visit before I die.
I was introduced to a 2 year old girl called Vriska yesterday.
i was in a doctor’s office once, and this kid was running around and screaming and making a huge fuss. And then his parents come along and I found out his name was Karkat.
i met a guy named dave once
"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"
Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?
when you know a word in english but not your native language
when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa
accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence
hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country
the reptilians have seized control
(Source: Washington Post)
Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.
first word of your first tumblr url and the last word of your current url = your superhero name